Les moves tout pourris

DonLimit · #1 30/12/2007, 09h28

Hey

Viendez poster des mains que vous avez joués comme de gros calamars, fais des moves pourris, et qu'à partir du moment où l'adversaire vous paye vous vous dites "hum il va falloir chatter

" et que vous vous êtes dis après coup "Mais qu'est ce que je suis nul

"

Je risque d'en poster beaucoup

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POKERSTARS GAME #14173518113: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/29 - 06:45:13 (ET)
Table 'Dschubba' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: sexuelity ($170 in chips)
Seat 2: needfood ($199.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Key_33 ($248.70 in chips)
Seat 4: HOTFINGER101 ($365.20 in chips)
Seat 6: DonLimit ($203.05 in chips)
needfood: posts small blind $1
Key_33: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DonLimit [

]
HOTFINGER101: folds
DonLimit (9.71 %): raises $6 to $8
sexuelity (88.62 %): calls $8
needfood: folds
Key_33: folds
*** FLOP *** [

]
DonLimit (17.88 %): bets $13
sexuelity (80.91 %): raises $23 to $36
blaumat has returned
DonLimit (17.88 %): raises $159.05 to $195.05 and is all-in
sexuelity (80.91 %): calls $126 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [

]
*** RIVER *** [

]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DonLimit (0.00 %): shows [

] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
sexuelity (100.00 %): shows [

] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
sexuelity (100.00 %) collected $341 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $343 | Rake $2
Board [

]
Seat 1: sexuelity (100.00 %) (button) showed [

] and won ($341) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 2: needfood (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Key_33 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: HOTFINGER101 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DonLimit (0.00 %) showed [

] and lost with two pair, Eights and Deuces

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Quoi il me squeeze? Ca va pas se passer comme ca !!!!

POKERSTARS GAME #14151966010: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/28 - 09:02:40 (ET)
Table 'Khryses II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: DonLimit ($243 in chips)
Seat 2: Heeba ($307.20 in chips)
Seat 3: AbacabDonkey ($279.45 in chips)
Seat 4: ExB1983 ($226 in chips)
Seat 5: Fullblast ($27.70 in chips)
Seat 6: Cas1noRoyale ($714.25 in chips)
ExB1983: posts small blind $1
Fullblast: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DonLimit [

]
Cas1noRoyale: folds
DonLimit (18.25 %): raises $6 to $8
Heeba: calls $8
AbacabDonkey (81.32 %): raises $25 to $33
ExB1983: calls $32
Fullblast: folds
DonLimit (18.25 %): raises $210 to $243 and is all-in
Heeba: folds
AbacabDonkey (81.32 %): calls $210
ExB1983: folds
*** FLOP *** [

]
*** TURN *** [

]
*** RIVER *** [

]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DonLimit (0.00 %): shows [

] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
AbacabDonkey (100.00 %): shows [

] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
AbacabDonkey (100.00 %) collected $526 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $529 | Rake $3
Board [

]
Seat 1: DonLimit (0.00 %) showed [

] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 2: Heeba folded before Flop
Seat 3: AbacabDonkey (100.00 %) (button) showed [

] and won ($526) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 4: ExB1983 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Fullblast (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Cas1noRoyale folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Une belle livraison par ici

POKERSTARS GAME #14152297075: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/12/28 - 09:29:03 (ET)
Table 'Pemba II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: DonLimit ($194.65 in chips)
Seat 2: LkY49 ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: sawseech ($104.05 in chips)
Seat 4: elton55 ($180.85 in chips)
Seat 5: nemmad ($531.60 in chips)
Seat 6: Butkes ($19.30 in chips)
Butkes: posts small blind $0.50
DonLimit: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DonLimit [

]
LkY49: folds
sawseech: folds
elton55: folds
nemmad (49.23 %): raises $3 to $4
Butkes: folds
DonLimit (49.72 %): raises $8 to $12
nemmad (49.23 %): calls $8
*** FLOP *** [

]
DonLimit (5.25 %): bets $17
nemmad (94.75 %): calls $17
*** TURN *** [

]
DonLimit (0.00 %): checks
nemmad (100.00 %): bets $50
elton55 leaves the table
DonLimit (0.00 %): raises $115.65 to $165.65 and is all-in
nemmad (100.00 %): calls $115.65
*** RIVER *** [

]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DonLimit (0.00 %): shows [

] (a pair of Jacks)
nemmad (100.00 %): shows [

] (three of a kind, Fours)
nemmad (100.00 %) collected $386.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $389.80 | Rake $3
Board [

]
Seat 1: DonLimit (0.00 %) (big blind) showed [

] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: LkY49 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: sawseech folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: elton55 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: nemmad (100.00 %) (button) showed [

] and won ($386.80) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 6: Butkes (small blind) folded before Flop

DonLimit · #2 30/12/2007, 09h55

A l'instant, c'est tout frais

Qu'est ce que c'est mal joué

- On appelle ca le Fancy Play Syndrom je crois

PokerStars Game #14195644644: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/12/30 - 03:54:28 (ET)
Table 'Penelope III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: rdog7811 ($210.50 in chips)
Seat 2: DonLimit ($197 in chips)
Seat 3: pykesgoinpro ($195 in chips)
Seat 4: 1hungloer ($148.85 in chips)
Seat 5: KaMiKaZeEeE ($186 in chips)
Seat 6: pssystro ($228.65 in chips)
1hungloer: posts small blind $1
KaMiKaZeEeE: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DonLimit [

]
pssystro: folds
rdog7811 (29.17 %): raises $6 to $8
DonLimit (70.44 %): calls $8
pykesgoinpro: calls $8
1hungloer: folds
KaMiKaZeEeE: folds
*** FLOP *** [

]
rdog7811 (15.96 %): bets $18
DonLimit (84.04 %): calls $18
pykesgoinpro: folds
*** TURN *** [

]
rdog7811 (15.91 %): checks
DonLimit (84.09 %): checks
*** RIVER *** [

]
rdog7811 (100.00 %): bets $44
DonLimit (0.00 %): calls $44
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rdog7811 (100.00 %): shows [

] (a straight, Six to Ten)
DonLimit (0.00 %): mucks hand
rdog7811 (100.00 %) collected $148 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $151 | Rake $3
Board [

]
Seat 1: rdog7811 (100.00 %) showed [

] and won ($148) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 2: DonLimit (0.00 %) mucked [

]
Seat 3: pykesgoinpro (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: 1hungloer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: KaMiKaZeEeE (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: pssystro folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Pprofesseur · #3 30/12/2007, 10h29

D'accord, je recopie donc le post que j'avais mis ailleurs.

Allez ! Pour une fois du pas joli-joli ! J'en suis pas fier. Je la montre parce que... Je chatte pas souvent dans l'genre parce que normalement je ne me mets pas souvent dans ce genre de situation où seul chatter peut vous aider.

Alors voilà, je lis le set de 8 chez lui dès sa mise au flop en premier de parole (de par le profil du joueur, notre passif et ce qu'il s'est passé pré-flop), mais je ne sais trop pourquoi, je le 3bet en donk-attitude, en me disant que... heu... je sais pas vraiment !

... Si, que je vais chatter !! *donk* *donk*
Il m'envoie à tapis. Et je paye, y a 15 à gagner pour 3 à mettre... et puisque "je vais chatter" n'est-ce pas ? Héhé !

Citation:

Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $7.35 (45.81%)
SB: $5
BB: $10.65 (53.78%)
UTG: $3.80
MP: $10.30
CO: $6.50

Pre-Flop: K

J

dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, CO calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, SB folds, BB calls $0.40, CO calls $0.40

Flop: ($1.55) T

8

K

(3 Players)
Hero : $7.35 (11.01%)
BB: (88.99%)
BB bets $1.50, CO folds, Hero raises to $3.90, BB raises to $10.15 and is All-In, Hero calls $2.95 and is All-In

Turn: ($15.25) A

(2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Hero : $7.35 (9.09%)
BB: (90.91%)

River: ($15.25) Q

(2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $15.25 Pot ($0.75 Rake)
Hero showed K J (a straight, Ten to Ace) and WON $14.50 (+$7.15 NET)
BB showed 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights) and LOST (-$7.35 NET)

J'ai chatté. J'vous l'avais dit

.

AceOfSpade11 · #4 30/12/2007, 14h24

je m'etais azimé sur le chat avec ce gars 5 min avant!
En voila donc un du type , "bah tu bluff je vais te defoncé", et bien non............... lol!

POKERSTARS GAME #13875380167: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/15 - 11:29:18 (ET)
Table 'Titan IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ValueKill ($369.95 in chips)
Seat 5: @ceOf$p@d£11 ($403 in chips)
Seat 6: vulex1 ($443.55 in chips)
@ceOf$p@d£11: posts small blind $1
vulex1: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to @ceOf$p@d£11 [

]
ValueKill: folds
@ceOf$p@d£11 (18.97 %): raises $6 to $8
vulex1 (80.68 %): raises $16 to $24
@ceOf$p@d£11 (18.97 %): raises $42 to $66
vulex1 (80.68 %): raises $377.55 to $443.55 and is all-in
@ceOf$p@d£11 (18.97 %): calls $337 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [

]
*** TURN *** [

]
*** RIVER *** [

]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
@ceOf$p@d£11 (0.00 %): shows [

] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
vulex1 (100.00 %): shows [

] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
vulex1 (100.00 %) collected $805 from pot

AceOfSpade11 · #5 30/12/2007, 14h28

Celui la est splendide , du type bon allé une derniere main et j'arrete , donc je vai essayer de gratter encore quelques dollars!
"Mais il arrete pas de call ,aie aie...... tanpis on continu!!!!!!! "
QUEL FISH JE SUIS!!!!! lol!

POKERSTARS GAME #14110379783: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/12/26 - 12:51:05 (ET)
Table 'Halley' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: thedonKKing ($423.30 in chips)
Seat 2: calvinnor ($398 in chips)
Seat 3: resool10 ($751.40 in chips)
Seat 4: @ceOf$p@d£11 ($782.55 in chips)
Seat 6: Jubi 10 ($761.65 in chips)
resool10: posts small blind $2
@ceOf$p@d£11: posts big blind $4
DJV384: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to @ceOf$p@d£11 [

]
Jubi 10 (53.25 %): calls $4
thedonKKing: folds
calvinnor: calls $4
resool10: calls $2
@ceOf$p@d£11 (46.30 %): raises $20 to $24
Jubi 10 (53.25 %): calls $20
calvinnor: folds
resool10: folds
*** FLOP *** [

]
@ceOf$p@d£11 (37.17 %): checks
Jubi 10 (62.83 %): checks
*** TURN *** [

]
@ceOf$p@d£11 (9.09 %): bets $32
Jubi 10 (90.91 %): raises $48 to $80
@ceOf$p@d£11 (9.09 %): raises $48 to $128
Jubi 10 (90.91 %): calls $48
*** RIVER *** [

]
@ceOf$p@d£11 (0.00 %): bets $196
Jubi 10 (100.00 %): calls $196
*** SHOW DOWN ***
@ceOf$p@d£11 (0.00 %): shows [

] (high card King)
Jubi 10 (100.00 %): shows [

] (three of a kind, Sixes)
Jubi 10 (100.00 %) collected $702 from pot

AceOfSpade11 · #6 30/12/2007, 14h45

de la fraiche, je decide d'aller jouer une petite demi heure en NL400 avec juste 200$ comme ca pour m'amuser
3 eme main les As , tiens limpons les .............CALAMAR POWER!!

PokerStars Game #14198381648: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/12/30 - 08:42:04 (ET)
Table 'Valeska' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: sirAxel_7 ($60.50 in chips)
Seat 2: mck_mrbluff ($230.50 in chips)
Seat 3: tomtom2 ($462.10 in chips)
Seat 4: @ceOf$p@d£11 ($194 in chips)
Seat 5: kriegskeks ($744.05 in chips)
Seat 6: zounours ($261.90 in chips)
sirAxel_7: posts small blind $2
mck_mrbluff: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to @ceOf$p@d£11 [

]
tomtom2: folds
@ceOf$p@d£11 (86.81 %): calls $4
kriegskeks: folds
zounours: calls $4
sirAxel_7 (12.66 %): calls $2
mck_mrbluff: checks
*** FLOP *** [

]
sirAxel_7 (19.60 %): checks
mck_mrbluff: checks
@ceOf$p@d£11 (80.40 %): checks
zounours: checks
*** TURN *** [

]
sirAxel_7 (95.45 %): bets $4
mck_mrbluff: folds
@ceOf$p@d£11 (4.55 %): raises $8 to $12
zounours: calls $12
sirAxel_7 (95.45 %): calls $8
*** RIVER *** [

]
sirAxel_7 (100.00 %): checks
@ceOf$p@d£11 (0.00 %): bets $24
zounours: folds
sirAxel_7 (100.00 %): calls $24
*** SHOW DOWN ***
@ceOf$p@d£11 (0.00 %): shows [

] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
sirAxel_7 (100.00 %): shows [

] (three of a kind, Deuces)
sirAxel_7 (100.00 %) collected $97 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***

DonLimit · #7 07/02/2008, 14h18

Pas mal celui là hein?

POKERSTARS GAME #15116597770: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/02/07 - 02:57:37 (ET)
Table 'Praxedis IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: WLee20 ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 2: SnoopDogg72 ($96 in chips)
Seat 3: mayhem29 ($222.35 in chips)
Seat 4: DonLimit ($200.55 in chips)
Seat 5: arch125 ($87.50 in chips)
Seat 6: G-De-Gus ($38.05 in chips)
mayhem29: posts small blind $0.50
DonLimit: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DonLimit [

]
arch125: folds
G-De-Gus: folds
WLee20: folds
SnoopDogg72: folds
mayhem29: calls $0.50
DonLimit: raises $3 to $4
mayhem29: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [

]
mayhem29: checks
DonLimit: checks
*** TURN *** [

]
mayhem29: bets $4
DonLimit: raises $10 to $14
mayhem29: raises $15 to $29
DonLimit: calls $15
*** RIVER *** [

]
mayhem29: bets $14
DonLimit: raises $38 to $52
mayhem29: raises $137.35 to $189.35 and is all-in
DonLimit: folds
mayhem29 collected $167 from pot
mayhem29: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $170 | Rake $3
Board [

]
Seat 1: WLee20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: SnoopDogg72 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mayhem29 (small blind) collected ($167)
Seat 4: DonLimit (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 5: arch125 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: G-De-Gus folded before Flop (didn't bet)

MyGoul · #8 07/02/2008, 14h24

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Envoyé par DonLimit

Pas mal celui là hein?

Ben au moins t'es allé au bout du truc !

Victor118 · #9 07/02/2008, 15h00

Haaaaa merci bcp pour ce thread, ca rassure de voir que de bon joueurs, enfin des joueurs a priori largement meilleurs que moi (ce qui ne veut pas forcement dire bon

) font de la merde de temps en temps.

Pour le moment je fais encore pas mal de moves pourrit en tout cas bcp trop pour les afficher dans ce thread

Pprofesseur · #10 07/02/2008, 15h03

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Envoyé par Victor118

Haaaaa merci bcp pour ce thread, ca rassure de voir que de bon joueurs, enfin des joueurs a priori largement meilleurs que moi (ce qui ne veut pas forcement dire bon

) font de la merde de temps en temps.

Pour le moment je fais encore pas mal de moves pourrit en tout cas bcp trop pour les afficher dans ce thread

Sisi !! Affiche !!

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